Close encounters of the canine kind

Last week, the whole fam-damly got together for dinner at my parents'.  I figured it was as good a time as any for Prim to meet the canine members of the clan.  But the thing is, dogs can't quite tell the difference between a magical Elf on the Shelf and well, a dog toy.  (To put your minds at ease, yes, Prim did come home in one piece.)  


Prim, meet Suki.
Age: 3 ish
Nicknames: Suki-puppy, Suki-Sue, Sooker
Breed: overweight pug
Likes: the color pink, hanging out in the kitchen, being held like a baby, snoozing
Dislikes: not being visible at night, shiny flower pots

Prim, meet Sam.
Age: 9
Nicknames: Samsonite, Samosa, Samuel, Chubs, The Little One
Breed: overweight beagle
Likes: having his face rubbed, treats from Grandma, sleeping with his head on a pillow, snails
Dislikes: vacuum cleaners, golf carts, FedEx trucks, UPS trucks, diesel trucks, motorcycles, bicycles, skateboards, cursing, thunder, Suki

Prim, meet Eagle. 
Age: 11ish
Nicknames: Big, Iggle, Eegy-Beegy, Eagle the Non-Beagle
Breed: overweight dalmation
Likes: squeaky toys, sweet potatoes, the jingling of his collar
Dislikes: Cruella de Vil, being mistaken for a girl dog, laminate flooring

I wonder what will happen when Prim meets the cats...