Statuesque Prim

While Prim was in D.C., she visited a few dudes cast in bronze throughout the city. 

 

 

Dude #1:  Mr. Theodore Roosevelt, playing an eternal game of High Five, Low Five. 

 

Prim wasn't even the size of a button on his coat.

 

Dude #2:  Mr. Albert Einstein.  I'll bet if he knew how famous his face would become, he'd have spent a little money on botox.  

Prim wasn't even as big as his nose. 

Dude #3:  Mr. Junipero Serra, the friar who founded the chain of California missions.  I'll bet if he knew he'd be standing in the Capitol forever, he'd have worn nicer shoes.  

With all the statues and memorials throughout D.C., Prim thought that the North Pole would be better represented.  But then again, that's why she's running for President.  Maybe you'll see her in bronze someday...

Prim for President

As the 2012 campaigns heat up, Prim's got her sights set on Washington, D.C. 

 

 

No, really.  She's looking at the Washington Monument from the top of the Old Post Office tower.  See: 

 

 

 

 

Prim's prepared to be the first representative from the North Pole to weasel her way into the White House. 

 

 

Literally, she's trying to hop the fence.  See:

 



 

 

 

 

 

Since Prim is so serious about her own campaign, she asked me to release her official portrait:

As of right now, Prim's leading the polls amongst people who like Ben & Jerry's banana peanut butter flavored Greek frozen yogurt.  So, basically, there's a lot more campaigning to be done.